Sir:
This is a little on the serious side, but now that I have your attention…
I am an Amerindian with a previous address in Canada who has recently established work as a model and enployee for a local newspaper, now maintaining a Santa Fe New Mexico address. Iam pleased to be corresponding with you. I have a side interest in law with four credits at present and hopes to continue my legal education here. Under the Jay treaty of 1759 I have “navigated” for the purpose establishing “commerce” here, namely an outback horsebackriding operation. I am according to oral tradition, Cherokee on both sides,with a dash of British and another of Irish. I hope to have the clause which follows my social security number,assigned to Nancy Pelletier Freeman, 649-05-4895,which does not
recognize my right to work, removed. Also, having had a very nasty incident in Canada, some months ago, I would like advice as to how to apply for political amnesty here in the United States.
I rally enjoyed your speech and will probably vote for you anyway, but if you have parallel anti-rascist values which I beleive you do and wish mr to do what I can to ensure New Mexico remains strong New Democratic
territory, I would appreciate your advice.
All the best to Michelle as well.
In the name of freedom, respect and democracy,
I remain, Nancy Pelletier Freeman
Okay, this is clever.
Sir:
This is a little on the serious side, but now that I have your attention…
I am an Amerindian with a previous address in Canada who has recently established work as a model and enployee for a local newspaper, now maintaining a Santa Fe New Mexico address. Iam pleased to be corresponding with you. I have a side interest in law with four credits at present and hopes to continue my legal education here. Under the Jay treaty of 1759 I have “navigated” for the purpose establishing “commerce” here, namely an outback horsebackriding operation. I am according to oral tradition, Cherokee on both sides,with a dash of British and another of Irish. I hope to have the clause which follows my social security number,assigned to Nancy Pelletier Freeman, 649-05-4895,which does not
recognize my right to work, removed. Also, having had a very nasty incident in Canada, some months ago, I would like advice as to how to apply for political amnesty here in the United States.
I rally enjoyed your speech and will probably vote for you anyway, but if you have parallel anti-rascist values which I beleive you do and wish mr to do what I can to ensure New Mexico remains strong New Democratic
territory, I would appreciate your advice.
All the best to Michelle as well.
In the name of freedom, respect and democracy,
I remain, Nancy Pelletier Freeman
What. The. Fuck.
Hilarious
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