Vietnamese Legalese
Posted by michelle on 23 Sep 2008 at 07:24 am | Tagged as: possibilities, silliness
{A brief excerpt from the menu of a local restaurant}
ATTENTION
Due to the high cost of supplied foods Siagon Express is obligated asking customers to read this agreement and understand clearly before placing the order. From time to time Saigon Express encountered customers with behavioral discrepancy trying not to pay for the order: By law customers have to pay the order even if they like the food or simply saying cannot consume the food. This trend of behavior raises an extra cost to our operation. It is time such behavior must be put to the hold any tolerance will be faced to the law accordingly and probably will bean to all court costs.
Sincerely,
Saigon Express
The Management
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1. Ann with dimples on September 23, 2008 12:30 pm Your comment is awaiting moderation.
Pimple on/near Clitoris?
what are people walking out with out paying?
Even those who enjoy the food refuse to pay. Troubling.
I’m glad to know they’re drawing the line.
I too even like the food.
http://www.engrish.com/
the colonel has a posse…
pay ya bills, o ye of bland palates.
Every Heart Will Be Attacked.
Are you trying to break my feelings?
That Engrish website is hilarious!!!!!!! Thanks Steve.
its because at that place half the time the charges add up when your not looking and your meal will turn out to be much more costly than expected. i wouldnt be suprised if more than one person tried to argue their bill upon recieving their total… i’ve had to bite my tongue more than once.. it seems your safe if ordering just one plate, but when multiple things get ordered i feel like ive been overcharged or taxed wrong more than once…
What is this shit? a bunny, some fucking homo from denver via hanoi, and a witch dressed up as a crippled scientist.
who has the Blow? hungry?
Hey, Mike, only pussies talk shit online.
Steve, there is a hell of a lot of pussy online. I’m not sure about the wylde style of mike K, but I’m looking for some cock.
I often get undercharged but that may be because I usually am carrying an unconcealed handgun. Either way, I”m having my lawyer look over that agreement to make sure MY rights aren’t being violated.
dismissed,
The Colonel
P.S. And let’s clean up the language here. I’m too old to listen to this fucking bullshit. Alright, back to Celebrity Jeopardy…